Ahhh an elitist asshole who’s too dumb to order without the sauce. Welcome.

You got it. You can add beans to it but I think that makes it kinda gross. And the beans are the best quality at Skyline either. Just get a 3 way or a 4 way with onions, then add whatever amount of hot sauce and cheese you want. It’s called a chili, but it’s definitely not a chili - more of a pasta sauce.

Cut back block with helmet to helmet contact. There isn’t a world where that’s clean.

I did a quick google search for “does cold weather slow your immune system” and found a few different medical journals saying that there’s evidence that it does. Granted I didn’t read much into them, but I’m not completely convinced that this article is even half accurate.

There actually wasn’t.

Yeah, I mean top talent is notorious for making outrageous demands, so I’d imagine when this request came through to the facilities department, it was met with an eyeroll and a “why the fuck does he need this?” But I’ll say that if you get a request for an auto door locker and your mind immediately jumps to trapping…

Agreed...I’m just the type of person who’s too lazy to get up and get the remote if it’s out of arms length, so I can kind of identify with a door lock button on my desk.

Most normal people don’t imagine a button to lock a door is going to be used to sexually harass women. But hindsight is 20/20.

No, you wouldn’t.

He explained this if you read the whole paragraph...

The Bitcoin part is the part that’s not real.

I agree with you on everything you’ve said so far, but a currency is 100% valued by the supply and demand for that currency. GDP and economy strength really don’t have anything to do with it. A great example is China and how they manipulate their currency by controlling supply.

So anytime there’s full frontal male nudity in a movie, it’s sexual assault. Sounds reasonable.

Thank you, otherwise I admit I would not have gotten the joke here.

Look at a map of Chicago, doesn’t take a genius to realize gun control measures are worthless when people can drive to Wisconsin or Indiana and buy guns. Now if those states banned guns I guarantee Chicago starts getting safer.

I wish my job was as easy as just listening to Pardon My Take, and then writing an article about what they say without crediting them at all.

Other way around I think.

Only halfway.

The hack here is to accept reality and realize there’s no magic way to lose belly fat, it’s just discipline and exercise.

Sam Ponder was vocally against Van Talk, and in turn Dave Portnoy criticized her. All Portnoy had to do was apologize and things wouldn’t have been perfect, but they would have been good enough to continue the relationship between ESPN and the PMT guys. Portnoy didn’t apologize though, and my guess would be that ESPN…