Sarcasm isn’t necessarily a joke, so no, no need for it to be funny. Keep struggling tho.

This is why we need to teach our children to understand sarcasm and snark. It’s pretty important to understand those things on Kinja.

Ehhh, I guess the sarcasm went over your head.

Isn’t the point of a high five literally to put your hand on another person?

$200,000 a month for chemo??? Sorry, read that and immediately disregarded the rest of your uninformed opinion. (Chemo costs $20-30k for an 8 week cycle, and just about all of that is covered by insurance.)

And let the race debate based upon a 36 second video of high schoolers with no context begin......now.

You actually can’t swallow your own tongue.

After the airbags deployed? Sorry dude, but that driver doesn’t have his hands on the wheel anymore after that.

The camera car did not hit the barrier, just jerked the wheel very abruptly.

Sure, it’s a system that doesn’t provide incentive for people to work hard.

Disney or Universal?? Are you serious? Both are in what is widely regarded as the trashiest state, so thanks for making my point for me. It can cost over $100 to go to a NASCAR race too, doesn’t mean it’s not trashy.

You’re trash if you go to theme parks. My argument isn’t about being a decent person and letting someone in, it’s about safety. Toyota clearly cut off the Accord and the Accord had to slam on his brakes. Then Toyota proceeds to force his way over into the cop’s lane into a space where there isn’t adequate braking…

Guy figures out at the last minute that he needs to be in the left lane, cuts over 2 lanes, cuts off 2 cars, and I’m the asshole. Ok, good one. At least I didn’t watch that video and come to the conclusion you came to.

Now do you honestly think the distance between the Toyota and the cop is a safe braking distance? Because it’s not.

The Toyota clearly (CLEARLY) doesn’t allow for a safe braking distance. He basically forced the cop to brake just to let him in. Sorry Toyota, but figure out where you need to get off early than the last second.

You’re an idiot if you think this is ok.

Came here to say the same thing. What part of that speech was good? I would say that aside from the passion with which she spoke, there wasn’t really a good part to that speech.

Now let’s stop counting back passes and all the shit that happens in the middle third, and now soccer is right at 11 minutes of actually gameplay too.

Well Ben Affleck was only like 2 lines from the end of his post, so at least you still got the gist of it.

DDA is not funded by tax dollars. Look it up.