The only thing we know for sure, is that Publix’s deli subs are tasty as hell and I miss them so.

I feel your pain, the narrative is the narrative. Sorry.

No shit. It’s a funny visual. And the idiots in the story reminded me of the funny scene from the funny movie.

Nothing, if you’re on The Price is Right.

The Spurs are a “very difficult contestant”?

Yikes.

I guarantee Tebow is 5 times the man you are Drew.

Brought to you by Under Armour.

Where are the two dashes of Tabasco sauce, infidel?

I wish I had a camp.

YES!

Baghdad International or GTFO.

Adults who treat Easter eggs hunts like a compitition are the fucking worst. Your special snowflake baby Apsen/Dakota isn’t going to be upset they don’t have the most eggs especially since their main hobby is shitting and drooling.

This is an insane thing to think and type, and you should feel bad for having done so.

Morons are gonna make a huge shit storm about the shot clock. There are three reasons why they shouldn’t:

So an RGIII signed football is basically a 21st century smallpox blanket.

Well, most plastics manufacturers will only use 10% of re grind, which is what recycled plastic is called. Their own processes can yield enough material to make up that 10% in many cases. It is very hard to incorporate 100%, 50%, or even 25% recycled plastic into a product. I am shocked that they are able to sell it…

I’m glad to hear that, because I almost bought one. This design change also explains the fire sale prices on the previous model. I knew they were going to change something.