Blame the Cardinals for continuing to lose.

Beets. Bears. Battlestar Galactica.

Sarcasm, as it’s called on the internet, isn’t primarly concerned with accuracy

That Marine didn’t even take off his hat!

Like when people establish unassailable credibility in a beef by using the terms “libtard” and “butthurt.”

“Oh, goddamnit. Now everyone is going to think I’m a Colts fan.” -Rex Ryan

“Your job’s a joke, you’re broke”

You own the Rangers?

Since there’s more than one championship game, they decided to call it the National League Championship Series, or NLCS for short.

Finebaum would still have cried fowl

Philadelphia fans can attest to the fact that Eagles can take your Spirit away.

Season ticket holder here. I am dead inside. This team has spent the better part of 2016 spitting in the faces of fans. The new stadium name doesn’t even faze me. At least this company actually has a fucking office in Chicago, unlike US Cellular. The downward red arrow is just the cherry on the shit sunday.

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“They shouldn’t be moving him tho”

+1 for the gif alone

question: if you need a Ford GT to get a new Ford GT does selling your existing Ford GT in order to pay for your new Ford GT after you get the letter saying you can buy the new Ford GT revoke your ability to purchase the new Ford GT since you are no longer in possession of the old Ford GT when you take delivery of the…

Foxtrot Alpha, dickface.

Yes. The emperor has no clothes. And Bugattis are so ugly I am literally offended by them as a car lover. I mean, holy shit.

The buster didn’t just run back to the fort! The buster brought ME home.

Just be careful that someone there doesn’t steal your beer and give it to the buster.