Whatever the lowest level is that you might get a few people to pay to watch. They had 120 paying spectators for that cup match - which is probably the biggest of their season.

Probably the underwire is setting off a metal detector.

Buy a proper electric kettle and a teapot. Much less hassle and the teapot will improve your tea by a lot.

There is a very very old saying: “A Ship’s A Fool To Fight A Fort”.

Mandatory paid sick days, and three weeks of paid vacation.

The TV station (Sky) and the bookie (SunBet) are both owned by the same parent company.

At the moment: Marry a Brit who earns over 35,000 a year (pounds, not dollars).

If you think this is weird, you should try watching the Superbowl in Britain, where it’s on BBC. With no commercials at all.

These are old men. They’ll be dead by then.

Making money for FIFA is the point of expanding the tournament.

I’m British. Some hints for my fellow Brits.

Three-team groups have only been used once in the World Cup before, in Spain 1982, when they were awesome - but that was four three-team groups as a second group stage and the top 12 teams were involved with only one winner. One group was Italy, Brazil, Argentina. This is a group where the reigning World Champions…

Team 2 will be the bottom seed in the group exactly to avoid this scenario.

To catch it if it pops up off the bat.

In baseball, if it pops up that short, the catcher can pick it up off the ground and throw you out at short. In cricket, the batsman can just stand his ground, so you have to catch it on the fly to get him out.

It’s nearly ten years since Deadspin published it.

They used to serve the competitors during the game, though I think they’ve stopped now.

Granada TV in England created a fake House of Commons for a TV show in the 1980s. It was so well done they kept it permanently and rented it out to other TV companies, and made it part of a studio tour when it wasn’t in use.

5: Sara Lance needs to do a little universe hopping and go “hang out” with Kara’s sister.

As a Manchester United fan, all I have to say is “Solidarity!”