At the moment: Marry a Brit who earns over 35,000 a year (pounds, not dollars).

If you think this is weird, you should try watching the Superbowl in Britain, where it’s on BBC. With no commercials at all.

These are old men. They’ll be dead by then.

Making money for FIFA is the point of expanding the tournament.

I’m British. Some hints for my fellow Brits.

Three-team groups have only been used once in the World Cup before, in Spain 1982, when they were awesome - but that was four three-team groups as a second group stage and the top 12 teams were involved with only one winner. One group was Italy, Brazil, Argentina. This is a group where the reigning World Champions…

Team 2 will be the bottom seed in the group exactly to avoid this scenario.

To catch it if it pops up off the bat.

In baseball, if it pops up that short, the catcher can pick it up off the ground and throw you out at short. In cricket, the batsman can just stand his ground, so you have to catch it on the fly to get him out.

It’s nearly ten years since Deadspin published it.

They used to serve the competitors during the game, though I think they’ve stopped now.

Granada TV in England created a fake House of Commons for a TV show in the 1980s. It was so well done they kept it permanently and rented it out to other TV companies, and made it part of a studio tour when it wasn’t in use.

As a Manchester United fan, all I have to say is “Solidarity!”

After giving Medals of Freedom to Eric, Don Jr, Ivanka and Barron (but not Tiffany, because he doesn’t want to bang Tiffany), who will be fifth on Trump’s list for a Medal of Freedom?

Also to Eric, Don Jr, Ivanka and Barron. But not Tiffany, because fuck Tiffany.

It’s not anything like as complicated a sport as it seems. The really confusing thing for anyone that knows baseball is that it uses a lot of different words to mean the same thing and sometimes uses the same words as baseball to mean different things (e.g. in cricket you count how many “balls” have been bowled; in…

No, he means that Stephen Douglas was elected Senator from Illinois in 1858.

MLB.TV works just fine if you’re outside the US - I’m outside all the blackout areas here in England, so I can watch any game I like all season.

Just a suggestion to the NFL. If they punish a player for domestic violence, and that results in the player losing wages, they could pay those lost wages to the victim.

I’m British. We only play the national anthem before a game for international games. You play the road team’s anthem first, and then the home team’s.