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This has happened to me approximately never. Across Windows, iOS, Mac OS, and Android. YMMV.

Don’t worry. With as little time as this would spend on the road, as opposed to the shop, your kid won’t be spending much time in the back..

Pretty car. But I don’t have frequent flyer status at my local “exotic imports” mechanic. CP. I’d love to drive one, but not maintain one. 

At least they broke it in public. 

Exactly this. The battery in that thing is gonna melt like an ice cream cone in Arizona in August. This was my first thought. It’ll probably lose 50 miles in range if you put five sheets of plywood in the bed. 

The safety margin on this car is....wafer thin. 

I disagree with the NP, but this is a very good take. I’d watch that magic happen. 

Really, couldn’t this wait until April Fool’s Day? This is a dumb car, at a dumb price. CP. 

Jesus, is this the ugliest motor vehicle made in the last fifty years, or what? It’s pretty jarring, considering how good a Model 3 looks (in my opinion). But I guess this is a good way to get attention. .

I wonder what SUVs represent, then. 

Keep in mind that the execs that built this thing were all members of the Silent Generation, not boomers. One of them could have spoken against this abomination, but they were, as it were, silent. 

This is over 18 large for what is, for all intents and purposes, a pimped-out Pinto. I learned to drive in a Pinto. I rather loved that car. But it was an objectively shitty car. The car on offer here is from 1974. This is a shitty car, no matter how shiny the paint. CP. 

When I was a kid in Anchorage in the late 1970s someone was selling a truck in the Pennysaver that, per the ad, sported a 1,000 lb “wench.” My friends and I laughed, because we were in high school, and that typo was So Funny. So I checked to make sure winch was spelled correctly here. I also checked to see if this

I’m not a New Yorker. This was crystal clear.

This right here. I want to see if I can once again feel my feet.

ALL CAPS GUY DOESN’T UNDERSTAND

It must be nice for you to live a carbon-emissions free life. Odd to virtue signal on a car blog, though. 

BUY THIS CAR OR YOUR A DUMMY!!

CP just for the racist shouty Craigslist ad.

So this car was tarted up, then driven into water? This is someone else’s project. It’s a parts car, and the parts ain’t too great. CP.