Or that’s where he keeps his dank stash, or whatever the kids call it now. 

Here for this. But you get the stars for it, as you should. 

“Seattleites regularly commute down to Portland for the weekend to indulge in the quirky weirdness they themselves displaced from their own city.”

I’d pay to see that happen. 

This is why the NFL is unwatchable and dumb. 

Even division would have been sort of acceptable. 

The worst team in the “conference”? Maybe you’re watching too much football?

Toaster oven. Ooh, look at the chef over here.... ;-)

I was getting sort of a Gabriel Garcia Marquez vibe here. I was off by a bit. 

It’s not awful. Also, it’s not great. 

Connies? Electras?

This is why they’re inspected. 

You’d not be counting the number of crashes, but the loss rate per units of hours operated or miles flown. But, yeah, my money’s on the old school. 737. 

And you come to this conclusion based on what expertise, exactly? You might want to read up on all the problems with the 737 max. 

Got it in one. 

This would be a good time to remember that NCAA maximum leader Mark Emmert made over $2.7 million in 2017.

Yeah, that typeface and the signage looked more like AMS to me. But good on ‘em for changing the photo. 

My first thought was Schiphol as well. But I think it’s Manchester, in the UK. 

Cool photo illustrating this story. It’s not, of course, of any airport in the United States. #journalismism 

Montana isn’t quite as wacky as you might think. Which means that there’s a small probability that our anger-prone patriot may need to do a bit of time.