This one will be immobile within days of its being purchased. 

Well, every distribution has its outliers. 

Their loss, I guess. Zlatan is kind of a dick, but he’s also a hell of a soccer player. 

I owe my effing PhD to fast typing, and little else. 

Faulkner, you say? At what point did you work in how an intellectually challenged kid took incident liberties with livestock? (Jesus, Faulkner is insufferable.)

The two biggest (overlooked) screwups are

His dad was in on the JFK thing, ya know. 

As of this moment, about 36% of those voting cast their lot with NP. For this rolling tribute to Bad Choices. I imagine that this is the Miata halo effect. Imagine someone had done this to a Focus ST or a GTI. It’d barely break 10%. I guess Miata is always the answer for some people, even for something as awful as…

Reading is hard. 

“That’s a man, baby!”

She was the breakout player for me. I love the look on her face when she plays--total concentration. And that sweet nutmeg against England still makes me laugh. 

I love this so much. 

I love how hard she drove that shot, to where she left her feet, had her back almost square to the goal when the ball went in, and I think she may not have even seen the goal go in. But she heard the reaction. 

More than one fan in the bar I was at had something along the lines of “How ya like me now, Donnie Dipshit?” after Pinoe buried that PK. 

Wait, you’re telling me that a minister who works for Doug Ford is an asshole? Wow, no one saw that coming. 

No body uses Richter magnitude anymore. It’s all about moment magnitude. I hope sabermetrics has made the proper adjustments. 

Amtrak isn’t urban mass transit. 

It sucks that they wouldn’t just keep shoveling huge subsidies at suburban homeowners. Why, we should be in the streets protesting this injustice! 

When I was a teenager in Anchorage, the first NFL game came on at 8 am. I’d be stoked for that now, but then, I always missed the first game. It was great to get football done by 3 and have the whole day left. 

This wins the Internet for the entire year.