As any PR person can tell you, sometimes the best thing to say on a topic is nothing.

I was a little too young for “The Cars” and “Candy-O”, but “Heartbeat City” landed like a goddamn bomb in the middle of my early adolescence. “You Might Think” was completely inescapable during the summer of 1984, and a more perfect slice of deliberately crafted pop music is hard to imagine.

revs up the salivary glands to aid digestion!

Counter point: I changed the wake word to computer and now my fucking House is Star Trek

This is why I’m fucking poor and assholes are fucking rich. Every dumbfuck idea I have to make money that I think is too scammy inevitably ends up becoming a Real Thing by someone with lower moral turpitude and a more accurate gauge of the stupidity of the world.