I can not believe that the man who refused to do Chronicles of Riddick unless Dame Judy Dench was cast could be an asshole. It kind of makes him a candy ass, but not in the way The Rock is implying.

I couldn’t get over how much Efimova looked like Sweet Dee.

All I could think of when I heard was Diane Keaton in The First Wives Club.

I called the mayor’s office for further clarification. They said:

Why does this television only get one channel?

I would wager that MOST of the people complaining about TPP have no idea what it is.

I feel like this is a safe space for me to rail against the Green Party (and all “third” parties in the U.S.) for a second.

So...I mean...I guess I sort of get why she’d rather Trump be President than Clinton? Plus the other day Trump just outright said voting for her helped him, so there’s that. Stein 2016! Make America Dumb Again!

*Slams head against table at another well-meaning liberal saying Elizabeth Warren should have been Veep*

As an Eagles fan who probably won’t see a Super Bowl in this lifetime, watching Cowboys fans suffer in due to an inevitable collapse is my heroin. May GM Jerry Jones live forever.

I like to imagine that Biden, while generally very supportive of Kaine, was mad that no one told him he was allowed to do impressions.

Like a real life Bobby Newport?

The “well she’s better than Trump” brush off boils my blood. To be clear, I’ll take it all the way to the White House, but fuck you for completely ignoring and/or discrediting her entire life’s work. What the fuck have you done, bro?

Still going with ‘killed by Jim Webb.’

And by the time she was in college she wrote her thesis in praise of Saul Alinsky.

I'm not crying...you're crying.

I won't lie, I teared up when she cast her votes.

omg. staying up way too late at sleepovers. MEMORIES.

Did you have winter ones, IE The Red Velvety ones from The Gap? You say you’re jealous, oh ahahhahahaha I dressed mine down with a flannel tied around the waist, don’t worry.