has a nearly indestructible MBTex interior

THIS is the 2000 Toyota Avalon. That’s right, today I’ll be reviewing a 19-year old large Toyota sedan from the middle of the Boring Era. It’s just like the one your grandparents probably traded in last year. Just kidding - they’re probably still driving it!

But for most people, wipeouts don’t happen on camera with all of our coworkers looking on.

Well, the SUVs are bigger and heavier.

Physics IS the law.

A good friend of mine’s mother had a 2002 Windstar while I was in middle and high school. We’ll call the friend “V”. We actually did call V’s mother “Bob” because someone once said “Mom” with a head cold, and it came out as “Bob”. And the name stuck. Anyway, Bob and her husband—V’s father—bought the 2002 Windstar new…

They actually are a great family car. You can fit 5 comfortably, hell mine can even fit 3 car seats on the rear bench. Not only can you fit 5 people, you can fit all the crap you need for a week vacation in the bed. If you have a boat, tow that too! Sure, tow caps on crew cabs are lower, but they are still ~8k. Do you…

Ballaban’s advice boarders on malpractice.

Well at least be consistent, no mexican made or canadian made cars for you either. Those dirty canucks burned down the white house. 

That was my take. Alternatively, some people just want to piss everybody else off.

The 928 will always remind me of the most wholesome Clarkson we ever saw:

I think we can think of a few American wars of aggression that actually happened in our lifetime. Does that mean we shouldn't buy American products either?

A mostly vacant planned community under construction, eh? So you’re saying its still a racetrack

I hear he has an evil brother whose Satanic name is Goodyear G159.

Oregon / Washington checking in - we definitely have these.

If the Police get rid of their Chargers for Tesla’s, how will they refill the battery?  Seems shortsighted to me. Typical government...

Awesome.  That reminds me, I need to pick up some Mother’s wax and car wash soap....

Your parents, because you use their cable login.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tortious_interference

It may be something on the order of facilitating someone breaking a contract. Everyone knows about the GT contracts, so Mecum agreeing to sell the cars at auction makes them liable for assisting in a breach of contract.