I love your dry, clean sense of humor.

It’s fine to criticize Smoltz as a broadcaster, but you can’t hold him to the same standards as an actual journalist or beat writer. Smoltz is a guy who just drops in once a week to talk about a baseball game, it’s not as if he’s a member of the permanent press. 

Clapton is such shit.   I never knew why anyone liked him.  

“Ay yo, BooBoo! I got a plan to get us those pic-a nic baskets!”

As someone who grew up in Texas and has family in Tennessee, and thus had to make the drive many times, the swamps of Louisiana are actually pretty cool to drive through. Mississippi and Alabama, on the other hand, are undoubtedly the most boring states in the country to traverse.

“The whole point of this country is if you want to eat garbage, balloon up to 600 pounds and die of a heart attack at 43, you can! You are free to do that! To me, that’s beautiful.”

“I had no idea the ad would be this racist! I expected racist dogwhistling, not full-blown racism! I only support racist policies, not being publicly racist to those people’s faces!”

You are who you donate to.  The owner of the Giants told us who he is.  Hope Giants attendance tanks next year.  Drain the swamp creature of his revenue.

There’s no such thing as ethical baseball consumption under capitalism. 

where does this far-right whacko Charles Johnson poop

A Giant asshole. 

I’m not going to google, and just assume I understand how that joke works.

20 years?! Why, that’s two Grudens.

Is that the first faint whiff of contraction I detect on the breeze? Bold prediction that no one, including myself, will remember five minutes from now: The NFL will be a 28-team league by 2025, down to 20 by 2030, and a barnstorming group of four Globetrotter-esque exhibition teams by 2040.

I swear to god if the players pretended they hated dancing, the NFL owners would mandate endzone celebrations. 

Hey, who forgot to flush their NFL press releases?!

From now on, I’m gonna say I’m going to the bathroom to “take a Goodell.”

This is not about the unwritten rules that are often (correctly) derided. “Stop intentionally kicking other humans” is not the same kind of rule as “don’t watch your homer too long lest you hurt the pitcher’s feelings.”

Anyway, baseball needs heels

Eh, Machado about nothing, if you ask me.