I’m not against this. If it’s your thing, have at it. All of these are certainly more original than another fucking blue or pink cake.

I’m loving this one

Sent her a nice email.

Basically, this all means that the Kardashian/Jenner family tree is about to look like the tangled pile of wires behind your TV.

When this Pres and that awesome little girl is involved, yes. But still I don’t think anyone’s forgetting the reason the Pres is there.

Ain’t no joke there, man.

Donald Trump loves kids. He’s going to be so good for kids. He’s got the best kids. and lots of them. And one in particular he wants to fuck. Sad!

It’s not simply because they compared her to a white person. They compared her African-textured hair, which was styled in homage to actual African hairstyles that specific peoples wear, to a white woman’s hair that looks nothing like it. They cut out the true inspiration and Africaness to make a connection that would…

Allen’s presumption is that only women are oppressed, and that Democrats need to appeal to the non-oppressed. Of the 30% of this nation who are both white and male, you’ll still find that many of them live in poverty and oppression and would be benefited by social democratic ideals as they are. So maybe what Allen is…

Excuse me Dr Ms The Monarch, assuming YOU’RE EVEN A REAL DR THE MONARCH! MY LIFE IS WORTH HACKING TOO!!!

Them and chefs that live for molecular gastronomy need to calm down.

I would like not to have to wear glasses but I don't want a hack able eye.

Nope, I view you as a Nazi, and I love Inglorious Basterds.

For him to think he deserves any credit for ‘saving’ her is just repugnant.

You know, feeding and clothing a child, helping them get an education, experience the world - that sounds a lot like parenting. Except the whole creeping-on-you-when-you-were-a-child.

I hear you. I read that quote and was like shit, that’s it right there. And the parental mental illnesses just add to the basket of fun. There’s just nothing quite like being blamed for those, is there?

I am talking about Susan Sarandon who is trying to incite a revolution, but someone needs to explain to her what that word means. Also, please don’t make shit up unless you can back it up that Obama didn’t focus on any down ticket races until after the convention. He was popular and raised a lot of money that…

What is weird is that Donald Trump clearly hates Rosie O’Donnell even more than we hate him.

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I think it's important to remember that even if Mia was a horrific mother, that doesn't mean that Dylan is a liar. You can dislike Mia without questioning the experiences of an abuse victim.