Got this story from MY AUNT, tough guy.

This guy is apparently known for this behavior, commenters from 2008!! about 9 posts down.

"Bro, you think THAT'S a story? I got a story that's way better, except it is about me and doesn't involve anyone famous."

Sure, all of that college stuff is meaningless, and I get that. But, come on, look at that photo. I mean, it really speaks for itself. The Patriots had to know that this guy was trouble after seeing that.

You don't care harder then anyone I have ever known.

Detroit: Wild 4, Red Wings 2

Even when you pay the stripper, you sometimes still end up being "sorry" in the end....