Roald Dahl definitely got one thing right:

Yeah, but nobody worries about changing Trump; he just shits on the Constitution every day

this has left Congress struggling to adapt to a new reality: a lot more young moms with young children serving in office.

Y’all didn’t kill it... you slayed. Looking good (and adorable)!

After she and The Monarch got married it became Dr. Mrs. The Monarch.

That Dr. Mrs. the Monarch looks great but I still think my partner, daughter and I killed it. Obviously I’m bias tho lol.

Came here to say that and be pedantic.  Nice to see you’re on the job.

Excuse me that’s Dr. Mrs. The Monarch.

When dealing with the stress of people with whom you share genetic material and not much else in close quarters with naught but football and dry poultry whose lack of seasoning is papered over with butter (*blech*), you need to use a pincer movement to really be able to destress.

I’m not alone for sure, but my family is a freaking nightmare situation. For that reason, I’m with eight friends at the Grand Floridian in Disney, drinking Sauvignon Blanc and thanking God I can avoid my family. Cheers all!

I read a theory recently (on Jez somewhere in the comments?) that rich people have such a skewed perceptive of what money is worth that they cannot imagine having less than $10,000 in the bank or whatever because “$10,000 is nothing, it’s easy to get $10,000 with little to no effort” - that is the only reality they…

Ocasio-Cortez has $7,000 in savings...experts recommend she have between $8,750 and $30,000 put away for a crisis

Yeah I came here to say this. Anyone who has hispanic/latinX friends will tell you that Mexican people are extremely racist towards other hispanic people. Their mentality in the US is also much more “Pull the ladder up behind us once we’ve climbed” than other immigrant populations. You’ll meet a lot of Mexican people…

Yet another legacy of the damage European colonization has done to the world. We still have a lot of work to do.

Perhaps this will help readers to understand Mexican society’s xenophobia and racism; which is very real but rarely discussed in the US.

That is horrible!

I’m a black attorney and when I used to go to court regularly, everyone assumed I was one of the defendants. I would be in a suit and have my files with me but would still get told I would be called up to the bench when it was time for the judge to hear my plea.

YES

Remember, these are ‘ketchup on steak’ tastebuds we’re talking about, here. He’d give a Michelin star to an actual tire.

As if France could give a fuck about shitty American wine.