Evangelical women have been brainwashed to believe their bodies are not their own, so if they are harassed or assaulted, they must have done something to deserve it by tempting men into sin. I recently read a sad article from someone who grew up in an evangelical family, and that’s the sort of stuff they teach them.…

Then we’re all fucked.

“We looked up and saw in him possibly our husbands, our sons, our cousins, our co-workers, our brothers.”

I think Pete Davidson is fucking hilarious and spot on. I don’t get the hate. His bit was really good. In fact most of his bits are.

LOL Andrew’s dad kills me. He’s hilarious this season too.

Love love love this show. Last season had me, at various times, laughing so hard that I was wheezing.

Oh, and dressing up as Missy (with my BF as Andrew) for Halloween last year remains one of my favorite Halloween costumes:

in a world where so many things are bad, we are truly blessed to have Maya Rudolph’s wonderful readings in our lives.

For the record, my favorite episodes of the season are “The Shame Wizard” (episode 3), “The Planned Parenthood Show” (episode 5), “Drug Buddies” (episode 6) “Guy Town” (episode 7, with Harvey Fierstein lending his incredibly recognizable voice to this hilarious aging token gay dude of Guy Town), and “Dark Side of the…

Okay, as a regular traveller in East Africa, this pisses me off possibly more than it should:

Hi, Mike Tyson.

I think it’s just a really bad fake tan. She used to regularly look orange back then. 

HECK YES, IT’S OCTOBER, LET’S DO THIS

Costco, the one bright spot in this darkest of times. I bought an entire bag of Swiss chocolates from Costco once. They were soooooo good. I still dream about them sometimes. 

Costco is known for good pay and employee benefits, and its execs openly endorsed and donated to Hillary Clinton and other Dems. Those old white Trump voters are funding the company’s liberal agenda. What’s the problem?

I thought love for Costco was bipartisan.

You ever have that moment where you will never see the world the same way again? I just had that moment.

Unrelated, but also related...WHEN ARE THE SCARY STORIES COMING?! Please, I need this in my life.

I visited Costco for the first time not too long ago. That pizza is fricken excellent. 

For some reason reading this reminded me of this old gem.