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It’s totally his fault.

It’s not his fault, really, but Rick Santorum is the smarmiest-looking dude this side of Joel Osteen. He could be the intellectual love child of Ta-Nehisi Coates and Pope Francis and I’d still want to cold-cock him just for looking the way he does.

That screenshot is EVERYTHING.

ding ding ding!

An insult to catcher’s mitts. And probably hepatitis.

I realize that you’ve written a post about Sean Penn, but why is the top photo of a catcher’s mitt filled with hepatitis?

These kids know what they’re doing, too. Check out how they’ve framed their demands:

Every asshhole who didn’t vote last time is as guilty as every Trump Voter. Vote dammit.

Can’t be said enough.

Vote vote vote vote vote. Vote in every local election. Vote every time they crack the door to the polling place. Fucking VOTE.

Pretty soon they will say that a teenager’s body has ways to keep unwanted bullets from shredding their bodies.

Those NRA bitches sure sound whiny and petulant and scared, for a pack of purported warriors. Wah wah wah, children are speaking out against us and they’re all getting a bigger audience than we are, wah wah wah, why didn’t that anti-gun rally invite any pro-gun speakers?

This guy showed up in St. Louis. Photo from KSDK’s Facebook page—

They burned off first.

GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!!!

Surveillance video of the suspected culprit has been released: