Unfortunately this isn't Jesus' first language. So we should, understandably, cut him a little bit of slack...just a hair though. Love the graphic though.

As confusing as the comment was, was it necessary to move it to another thread? Couldn't you just tag it as Iamconfused?

But you do remember it. One persons creepy is another persons remarkable.

Oh lord, don't remind me of that Futurama episode. I still tear up when I think of the ending.

You forgot the *sent Posthumously* note

My condolences to your family. I'm sure their stock in wine just went up.

What about Captain Ericsson from B5?

I bet he's gonna be a jerk to his wife about her 4S. "Oh, you're using that feature? My *insert android phone here* has been doing that for years."

I had the same thought myself. Tranny perhaps?

She's moving?!?! I did not know that.

She's pretty much what I imagined from reading the story.

I guess it could be made of pyrex.

Those spikes would be really easy to clean once they did their job.

I'm sure the eagles claim it's due to increased levels of testosterone.

I love Bill and Sian (I'm an expat here). I especially like her interview with David Milliband this morning. She doesn't let anybody off the hook.

I though diversity meant "old wooden ship"?

Have you ever driven by a chicken farm? Yuck-o-rama.

I was going to point out that the US is not bigger than the rest of the world too. Thanks for beating me to it.

Maybe in 50 years some government will change hands and declassify a bunch of documents relating to it. Until then I doubt we'll know if your suspicions are justified.

And everything is made of lead too...