Exactly. The tradition of merging of OttoPilot and oral pleasuring started  decades ago.

I was waiting for the option to have the Tesla fellate you (is that a verb?), and skip the girlfriend (or boyfriend, I guess.) part. At least it might keep you awake while using autopilot.

Yes, that was the main problem for me. The “w” vs “W” is annoying, and wrong. But the “h” makes it a unit of energy storage, not energy delivery. The “h” is usually used in power consumption or battery capacity. These just deliver power from some source to your vehicle (if you have $100K to buy the vehicle). And the…

Also 6-O’clock is apparently Unleaded Fuel Only time.

My Ram pickup truck has a rear defroster switch. As far as I can tell it is just for the side mirrors which have the defrost heaters in them, which do work by the way! Could that be it?

Regarding that multi-switch panel with the fake woodgrain (remember when that was a thing?)... if the designers clicked the ESP button, maybe they would have forseen that people would be mocking this panel on an internet forum years later. (*ESP = Extra Sensory Perception -- it was a big thing in the days of fake…

Yeah, my mom shopping with me when I was a boy at the local Sears. Mostly polyester of course. And then I still remember when the salesman sent us to the “husky” boys section for my waist size. Whenever I see “Husky” Home Depot store brand, I still have painful recollections of that time.

Well summarized, as marketing guys only have a short attention span to look at PowerPoint slides. Yeah, been there. (PS talked to some other business folk and we agreed we still call them “slides” even though they have not been slides or transparencies for a long time.)

Yeah... talk about “not throwin’ away my shot.”

Yeah, but then these gas-engine vehicles would then be burning the refined residue of their namesake’s ancestors. Seems kind of inappropriate....

Grand Karen.

You couldn’t have a Rainier — Redwood Edition, because the redwoods don’t grow that far North. But yeah overall I like the parks idea. And the Sequoia name (related to redwoods in a national park) is already claimed.

Damn, you are right. My RAM is already a Bighorn too. I forgot about that little emblem on the tailgate!

The difference between Cherokee and Grand? Well, I have a 97 Grand Cherokee limited and it has been great, but is showing a bit of age (ya think?). I looked at new GCs and they are just humongous now. Perfect for the big family a Costco run (back when people did that sort of thing).

Don’t mean this in any way as a sexist comment, but I think you could say that the ME1 Mako handling followed “female logic.”

You let your Porsche get wet?

Not directly related (except to heating), but I remember some air-cooled volkswagens had the fuel-heating option (not sure if it used gas or kersone/diesel). I remember a dealer trying to explain it to my mother around 1970. Funny this is, that was in California where you probably don’t need that. In Germany or…

Ironic since my first memory of HBO in around 1980 was that it was the first time I realized that you could pay to see boobs and hear people swear on TV. Of course it was a 19" tube TV and pictures were blurry, but boobs were boobs, especially for a 15-year-old kid.

Actually I kinda like watching paint dry. More than paying for microstransactions anyway.

Two shits too late