I never thought I’d be saying that W isn’t the worst president of my lifetime. Also, he may have been in someone’s pocket but at least he was bought and paid for by an American company instead of some Russian one. That’s true patriotism.

Could just be the elephant blanket, seems to be a cat attractant.

If cats would only like our dogs too.

This little lady snuggled me all day yesterday so obviously she loves me.

If humanity survives her father’s reign, Ivanka will always be Billy Zane.

Don’t you ever underestimate a Trump supporter’s ability to squeeze “But Clinton...” into any conversation, about literally any topic.

From my observation, it seems to be “once-normal woman that is now so scared shitless of being vaporized by Radical MooseLambs after ingesting a steady diet of terror, that she is now willing to agree to anything, even cowering behind the humongous boulder that is Trump’s body.”

HYDRA was doubling down on this exact…

Had a similar conversation with a woman whose husband works for the ATF. She even posts glowing salutes to him and his “service” on Memorial Day and Veterans Day (yeah, she doesn’t exactly have the holidays straight either). My dad was a combat veteran who joined at age 17 and dealt with a lifetime of PTSD afterwards,…

Best guess: Moms against boys wearing dresses so they can sneak into the girls’ locker room and touch our precious snowflakes™.

Additional FoxNews Enhanced Outreach also includes (gasp) A WOMAN IN PANTS. To ease the shock to the system this may cause, they hid her in the back as far away as possible from the camera.

But you’re a liberal family and those don’t count as real families on Fox or to the republican party.

One even has short hair!

I like how having a “mom” of Syrian descent allows them to validate denying refugees admission to the country. I mean if she doesn’t want them here....

Is the inclusion of two brunette women as part of the “Security Moms” panel Fox’s attempt at diversity?

They should have asked him for his SAG card in return.

How is anyone suppose to wear those tops? I am flat chested, it’s awesome and I love my sexy lack of womanly boobs. But you know what I do have? Fucking nipples. Nipples that show through everything. Nipples aren’t 100% appropriate in the world yet, so how am I suppose to wear these backless, no-bra type clothes?…

Right?! I’m fat, and I need tailoring to showcase the good parts of my body, not tent shirts, damn it.

At some point it becomes too difficult to get out. The right will drag her for her betrayal, and the left will revel in the schadenfreude. She knows she’s better off staying where she is and making it through the next 4 (or 8 ugh) years.

As long as he has one strand left, he can just grow it out Crystal Gayle-style and endlessly wrap it around his head like a braided rug.

Shit has happened. There is natural disasters in Louisiana. We are having floods and mudslides in California (people have lost their homes and some their lives)....no Trump. Not even a mention of either one from his tweets. But you know, Nordstrom doesn’t want to carry his daughters bullshit clothing line because it…