Dude, I thought I was the only one. I love to troll my Atlanta fan friends that Dimitroff has spent the past 6 seasons basically trying to get Matt Ryan killed. Every time I see a #RiseUp in his Facebook status (which makes me #vomit), I always ask if that means for Matt Ryan to rise up from the turf. He doesn’t…

5-to-1 that dude wears Morrissey shirts to bed every night

You’ve brought so much joy to so many today. Are you Santa Claus?

Where are all of the #AllLionsMatter people? I know they’re out there, somewhere...

This is fantastic in every way. Mourinho has the perfect blend of the humility of competition (“ I cannot promise. I can only say that when it’s one of the best teams in England, in spite of the conditions which are very difficult for English teams to compete in Europe, every English team in the top four is going to…

Because logic/facts don’t apply to Truthers, ironically

Also a pretty exciting crop of MLB rookies and the NBA playoffs, which were happening when the Wells Report dropped. The NFL is like the bratty younger brother who thinks it isn’t getting any attention so they act out, when the older siblings are like “Dude, you get ALL the attention anyway.”

For the love of God why can’t anyone else see it this way? It’s either all or nothing, a DIRTY CHEATER or DIRTY COMMISSIONER WITH ULTERIOR MOTIVE. Why can’t it just be an equipment violation and fine them and move on?

That’s amazing gif work. You are a gif to us all.

THANK YOU. Why are people treating this like a court of law, instead of a kangaroo court? When have kangaroos made any sense, beyond not evolving to the point where their species has to quibble over relative moral stances?

True, very borderline; even on the initial watch for Dez, I thought, “Wait, why did he drop the ball?” And when watching Calvin, it was like, “Ugh, you moron, you got dinged on a technicality.”

Haha, that’s why I went with “technically”. Ousting Simmons was the iceberg for that Titanic. I hope they all find better venues.

Yes, he is wrong that Dominicans as a blanket group are unintelligent. This has nothing to do with “Dominican athletes” and everything to do with “Domincans, period.”

Technically, they also have Zach Lowe and Nate Silver (though the latter has been “problematic” in some recent instances)

This is why we internet.

“I think you’re the racist for insinuating that only black people are the only ones who are insulted by being called monkeys.” - RFU and other assorted morons.

It’s not separate but equal. That’s a hyperbole comparison. It’s putting issues that are relevant to black culture on their own platform that will benefit from the exposure of being partnered with a major media force. There is still plenty of black-oriented content on self-maintained channels (The Grio, Blaze, Ebony…

And I think that was a catch and Dez’s was not. Full disclaimer, Eagles fan, but I like to think I’m pretty unbiased when it comes to screwing the Cowboys at any legitimate opportunity. (For instance, the salary cap penalty they and the Washingtons incurred for exceeding a cap that didn’t exist was total BS.)

For the life of me, I don’t understand the fascination of following athletes on Twitter, and I similarly don’t understand people telling athletes they shouldn’t participate in social discussions and should just pay attention to football, and I similarly don’t understand how this would be a “distraction,” and I…

That’s what I thought too, but then...eh, collective accord is as good as accuracy anyway, right? That is literally what I’ve learned from the modern use of irony.