Won a lot of games with those Iron Pigs though!

I’m a stupid liberal arts graduate and even I thought this was the correct way to figure out the answer.

Why is it assumed that a caught foul ball should be deferred to a kid or elderly person? That mother needs to take her helicoptering ass home and stick her special snowflake kid back in his snowglobe.

Haha yeah that is patently ridiculous. But “reports” (obviously probably somewhat dubious) are that Amaro makes “irrational” demands routinely, and that’s why the Phillies haven’t been able to restock their bottom-10 farm system by trading off their vets. Except we don’t have a data breach to confirm this, mostly…

That’s because you’re in a different faction

Haha you must not be a Philly sports fan. Ruben Amaro has been that guy for years, and Billy King is sucker on the opposite end of the spectrum.

You must be mad, mad I say. And I don’t mind it.

You must just be a hater*.

*That’s what it’s called when people think your organization is a bunch of cheaters after being caught cheating a bunch of times, right? It can’t be the organization’s fault.

Damning with faint praise indeed

Don’t worry about feeling stupid; athletes on Twitter certainly don’t

Score

Immediately after sending his last tweet, Winslow tore an ACL.

Thanks! I pride myself on being able to communicate wit to baser minds, and it workeed!

Two or three? Look at Mr./Ms. “I Have Self Control” humblebragging over here.

Wow, this is the best movie summation I’ve ever read. Besides the spoilers, but that’s my own fault for not seeing it yet. But that sounds like a wonderful message. (I hope this doesn’t sound sarcastic, I actually am pretty nihilist myself.)

You should join the AFSP and voice your concerns as someone who has influence over their guidelines. Or just be a dick about it on the internet. Your choice.

The first point is fair, although I know plenty of kids at my Ivy League school who were thieves and wouldn’t be considered “thugs.” But besides that, what does his dad’s actions have to do with who Cam is? Cam gets injured at auburn, he loses his scholarship and probably his NFL future. If you can leverage a school’s…

I don’t take pressers seriously; the journalists who work them do. They have that right. Just like you have to right to be a dick about it. Continue to exercise it. I’m sure it’s helping your life out immensely to do so. If you feel it’s worth telling me to fuck myself with a diseased animal, then you totally prove…

You’re right, fussy is the wrong choice of words. Dick is a bit better, but I was trying to be polite. I tried to offer a cogent series of responses to each point you made. But you wantto come back around to calling me fussy or whatever.So forget it dick, you’re just a dick. You don’t take their job seriously, and you…

That’s because spelling bees don’t measure aptitude or intelligence, just rote memorization. it’s a sign of creativity to spell accuracy with an s. That’s what I cry into my pillow every night, at least.