$55!? I suppose I COULD buy a miniature digital transformer for a mobile game ... OR I could get the entire Mass Effect Trilogy and still have enough to buy foot-long sandwiches for myself and four friends.

"GIF GIF GIF GIF GIF GIF GIF GIF GIF GIF GIF GIF Watch the full short below!"

I'm pretty sure I just did...

Bang! Bang! For years now, movie makers have been thrilling audiences with blazes of bullets. Some shootouts are better than others. These are the best.

Bro, Whoopi Goldberg.

"Suckers! I was gonna donate 6 digits to charity tomorrow anyway!"

"...an all-new merchant store to ESO full of optional cosmetic and convenience items you can purchase for Crowns."
Yes! Microtransactions! Finally! I TOTALLY want Bethesda to be focusing on this and not Fallout 4 at all!

Less changes than a Call of Duty game.

Thou shalt cease making me wait for "EA's online servers."

11c. Subtitles have no effect on overall image quality and is primarily a feature regarding one's overall ability to hear.
As such, thou shalt place the Subtitles option in the Sounds menu, just as every DVD ever created has done.

I really want a Telltale game in which my choices actually make a major impact. Instead of being like The Walking Dead, in which everything progresses in almost the exact same way no matter your decisions, I'd like more of a Witcher 2-like system going on.

The game is essentially Batman Arkham City but in Mordor. The combat is the same and the upgrades are the same. Detective Vision is now Shadow Vision. The glowing green guys point you to captains instead of the Riddler.
None of that is bad, though. In fact, this game is spot-on amazing, and Arkham doesn't have anything…

*Lieutenant

Still doesn't beat Saints Row.

Classic cheesy situation in which the characters all walk in at an awkward time then don't realize it's awkward until three seconds after they've walked in and are mid-sentence.

I also have the GTX780. Game runs fairly smoothly at max settings, but every few minutes the game freezes for about 5-10 seconds.

My wallet ... it buuuuuurns...

Every time I read about Notch, he seems so opinionated and rude. "Oh, revolutionary graphics technology? FAKE AND GAY." "Oh, Facebook is buying Oculus Rift? Well Facebook sucks!"

The blooper reel is no less than ten hours long.

If anyone in the game is based off Lindsay Lohan, it's the one filmed getting it in the butt, Poppy Mitchell.

You know how much bank Nintendo would make if even just Mario Kart 8 was released for other consoles/PC?