Ah, thanks. Fixing.

Hm? That seems grammatically sound to me.

As Alien Jesus pointed out below, he's already joked that he wants him to recover because "We need his vote."

Martin Van Buren. Apparently Colbert really wanted it, but Stewart snaked it.

We do our best.

Every which way but loose it.

You're absolutely right. Damn.

Sure, I'll update the story to make this part a little clearer.

They're shooting right now, and probably will be for another… two weeks? Maybe? I can't remember if it's supposed to be a four or six-week shooting schedule. They'll start broadcasting in late August, probably, and then shoot the reunion special in September or so and air it live at the end of the season. (Those are…

As I understand it, they usually air the reunion shows live, after the series proper has aired. So it's been months for all of the contestants.

Yeah, sorry, I goofed up and saved mid-update. Apologies, should be okay now.

I desperately hope it's the latter.

As created by Daschiuh Hummum and played by Humpruh Bogart.

"The schtuff dreams are made—hold on, hold on, it's schtuck to the roof of my mouf."

We were both raised by our great-grandpa, reclusive urine collector Howard.

*shrug* Okay, changed.

Because 12 years is a long time?

*wink*

I prefer the gentle stream of self-esteem threats I get here.

The idea of me applying to write professional sports coverage is very funny to me.