Were you friends with the family from the TV commercials? Did they have Purple Stuff?

I have had the "honey, not honey mustard, god damn it" conversation at so many McDonald's.

It's really minimal, sadly. Take six pictures of a Pokemon, get a bunch of fake Facebook likes, repeat. It's not distracting, and it's kind of fun to actually take the photos, but there's not much there.

That is a good song.

Here's Sean's piece: http://www.avclub.com/artic…

Because my short piece is functionally a placeholder for a longer reflection, which will be up soon. Breathe.

It'll be up shortly, I believe.

Yeah, he was the last one left.

I'm sympathetic to this idea, in so far as part of the point of stand-up is free expression of ideas, and I have no interest in curtailing that or trying to shame a stand-up for espousing views that don't agree with my own. But my basic filter on writing a story is "Would people want to know that this pop culture…

There's supposedly another toy that does the combination thing, but there aren't pictures of it up online yet.

Yeah, he's said and done horrific things. Still a person. World would still be better if he was happy and wasn't driven by whatever it is that causes him to say things like that.

I believe he does. I believe everybody does. Try to, anyway.

I don't, but he said it.

Wait: pony, or donkey? I'm confused.

Thanks for pointing out the typo! Fixed.

Updated, hopefully it reads a little more clearly now.

A dancing demon?

It was a major incident in the man's life. And to discuss it only in passing would be to risk dismissing the pain or impact of the event. I did my best to emphasize Massee's talents as an actor first, and the unfortunate thing that happened to him second. I hope it comes off more respectfully than your comment implies.

He's not! Ted Bell is American.

The Dogwelder never speaks, and he welds dead dogs to people. He's part of a team that also included a guy who could only shoot his own allies, a Terminator copy called The Defenestrator who carried around his own window to throw people through, and a guy named Senor Beuno whose only ability was molesting people.