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Aw, man, the classic Alien/Evil Jesus dichotomy.

I'll bite, where are the mistakes?

Ooooh, that's a rough one.

When you type it all out, the whole thing sounds kind of silly!

Nathan Fielder has a comedy show where he finds real people and attempts to get them to go along with bad business ideas.

I hate swimming in games so much. Your enemies have an axis of movement that you really don't; it's even worse in first-person games, where it magnifies the number of angles you can be attacked from.

Agreed 100 PERCENT

#UpvotedForHashtag

See, the difference, I think, is that you were apparently able to connect with the character as a person, when he never became more than a cliche to me. So I just imagine him hanging out in a bar with all the other "cool killers with a bad past" that he's been copied from, trading stories about their big inciting

See, that's my point, is that it's not in any way shocking. From the first moment you see Sleepy Joe mumble his way through the movie, you're, like, "Oh, the cartels killed his family and now he's after some generic revenge." So when the movie tries to swerve and shock you by pulling out the single most awful way I

A human being being thrown into acid isn't funny.

JACKSON UNIVERSE

Sam's still on the Sunday shift, but I am indeed your Saturday Newswire guy.

Who?

Jeans and a button-up shirt, woo!

What the hell, damn guy?

This is going on my resume.

It's 50/50 with "he quit after a nervous breakdown," I think.

God bless the spelling assholes. Fixed.