Not just Victor, we're gonna get the whole Young and The Restless cast involved.

D'oh. Fixing.

You guys have all raised some valid points. I'm going to take the New Year to reflect on them, get my head straight, and make some Resolutions to make sure this never happens again.

Yeah, but it's kind of all they did. Wander around, vaguely threaten Rome, back off, vaguely threaten Rome some more. How about:

There are a lot of important life lessons to be derived from Paul's letter to the Galatipicans.

I keep waiting for Zero Effect to show up on Netflix so I can force people to watch it. But yeah, she's amazing in it.

I literally had half of my Edge Of Tomorrow submission written up when I remembered how much I loved The Lego Movie. Very tough choice, because I really enjoyed Edge. I love smirking Tom Cruise.

Thanks, fixing it now.

My problem with this line of reasoning is that the Lord Of The Rings movies are overlong and full of boring side characters because of the source material. Jackson actually managed to put some life into a very long, often boring story.

Which one made me sit through like fifty pages of songs and whimsy and his stupid boring wife? Ungoliant never made me do that.

I was just trying to think of the single most vile, evil thing in all of Tolkien to sic on the poor Muscovites.

Followed by spontaneous combustion.

That Joan Rivers interview is a tough get these days.

Julia's story is the best part of the second and third books.

See, for me, the third book takes away Quentin's only character trait (he hates himself), and leaves nothing in its place. From there, it's all power fantasies and wish fulfillment and plot, and plot was never the series' strong point.

The first book is great, if you're in the mood for a story about how it's impossible to enjoy the good things in life if you don't actually like yourself, with a bunch of interesting Harry Potter/Narnia world-building stuff on the sidelines. The rest of the books are pretty much JUST the fantasy stuff, and are a lot…

Achewood will always be my favorite webcomic of all time.

I'm gonna be that guy and put down a reminder that the "slight" in Charlie Day's character's case was that his boss was a rapist/sexual predator who was coercing him into sex. And threatened to rape his fiancee if he wouldn't.

I really liked Clerks 2. It was emotionally honest in a way that Smith hadn't been in a while, while also being pretty funny.

See, for me, he's always going to be the guy who ran PC Gamer back when the magazine was truly great (not to mention, thick as hell). He'll always have my allegiance for that.