I kind of hate to say this, but… I'd be perfectly happy if the show never reverted to the previous universe; if the true price paid for the salvation of reality was not, as we were lead to believe, Peter's non-existence, but the loss of those versions of these people that he loved and changed.

Well, the exciting thing about this gimmick commenter is that he has his gimmick posts planned out for YEARS in advance. Small, apparently incidental gripes from this post will re-appear, many rants from now, suddenly blossoming in importance.

I think his hair acts as some sort of acting-retardant, because Bald Sisko (Spoilers, I guess?) is FANtastic.

Semi-random plug for someone whose comedy I enjoy: Cheap Seats writer Mike Schmidt's podcast The 40-Year-Old Boy is really, really good.

"won't have _______ to kick around anymore" has long been related to huffy, indignant retirement, ever since Richard M. Nixon (lying, of course) used it after he lost the California governor's race in 1962. It's never been associate with deaths, I think.

Don't worry, guys. I found the perfect review site for you. No complaints, all quotes:

Man, I can't wait to see your reviews. Would they be long, itemized lists of specific bits of trivia you enjoyed? Or just a transcript of the episode script with a checkmark next to the lines you liked?

HER INABILITY TO MENTION MINOR PLOT POINTS, OR FOLLOW THE TWITTER STREAMS OF THE SHOW'S STARS, LITERALLY DISGUSTS ME TO DEATH.

Reminder:People on the Internet are actual human beings, not just floating letters that magically coalesce into being to entertain you. Treating them like human beings (for example, not directly, contemptuously attacking them because you don't care for something they wrote) is one of the signs that you are also a…

I am incapable of distinguishing "mildly disparaging comments about sitcoms I like" from "personal, pointed attacks on me"!

When you make a hundred-word comment about an individual episode of a TV show, I can immediately discern everything about your relationship with the show, your thoughts on every episode, and, most importantly, discern whether you are a True Believer!

Random,  profanity-laden venom at a person he's never met because he doesn't like the way they review a sitcom?

You know what the most awesome thing about Gus's plan is? It's totally a Heisenberg plan. Desperate, ballsy, cold, reliant on preparation and the other guy underestimating you. It's the sort of thing you can see Walt pulling - or at least, the kind of thing he used to pull, before he got lazy and tired and scared.…