If the term ‘incel’ is a portmanteau of ‘involuntarily celibate,’ it definitely doesn’t apply a single f***ing one of these pieces of human-shaped shit, because being a human-shaped piece of shit is most definitely a choice. There’s nothing involuntary about it. And no wonder women want nothing to do with them. *NOBODY…

“One taste of pussy pie and a man will turn his back on his friends just like that,” Twitter user Old Man Boy Pussy (it’s imperative that I disclose their name) wrote in a quote retweet.

“This is why the incel community will never start a movement and bring about change. It only takes one hoe to sacrifice herself and give some crumbs of pussy and the whole movement would collapse due to too many betraying,” another distraught incel wrote.

Incels are involuntarily celibate. If you turn it into a lifestyle and you choose to be it as like a point of pride, you’re not incel, you’re volcel with just a bunch more steps.

Sweet baby Jesus, these people are outside their damn minds! No more internet for me today, kthxbai! 

Excuse me; he’s trying to dinglehopper Flounder.

I was genuinely confused, when I was a kid, about why Ariel had a name. There’s a flounder called Flounder, so I didn’t understand why they were calling her Ariel when by the naming standards elsewhere, “Little Mermaid” should have been her name.

Given that Iger stated that all these live-action remakes were part of their “brand deposit” strategy, I think we can safely say that no artistic vision was harmed, or even involved, in the making of this film.

You gotta admit, it’s more than politics at this point... It’s a mindset, a lifestyle, and—more often than not—the individual’s entire personality. (What passes for a personality, anyway.) So I think it’s a fair observation. 😏

He’s trying to fork flounder.

My problem with these remakes isn’t that they’re “ruining my childhood”. It’s just that every single one of them seems utterly unnecessary from a creative standpoint. I know every big movie exists to make money. But please, at least try to give me the illusion that an artistic vision was involved.

Why the hell is Scuttle underwater in that poster?  It makes no sense.

These are just literally photorealistic animals and you can do almost nothing with them.

The hyper-realism stuff is so bad. People remember the cartoon versions because they have distinct looks and can emote in fun, cartoony ways. These are just literally photorealistic animals and you can do almost nothing with them.

When in doubt...just pee on the person!

I fly United and Southwest and honestly I’ve had more issues on Untied flights than I ever had on a Southwest flight. The most I ever had to deal with was having a person get air sick on my SW flight but other than that in seven years never had an issue.

I really like Southwest as well and I don’t understand the haters. Unless you’ve got high level status, are rich, or lucky, pretty much every carrier these days is just operating a bus that flies. At least Southwest doesn’t nickel-and-dime you for the privilege, and is relatively humane about their booking policies.

I’ll generally be pretty chill about people ending up in wrong seats and the like, but asking someone to give up a window or aisle for a middle is just out of bounds.  Like, can’t believe you’re even asking out of bounds.  Sorry your family of five can’t all sit straight across.

WTF is wrong with people? I fly mostly Southwest because I like the flexibility in cancelling and rescheduling and the free checked bags. People shit on SW for their seating policies, but on my last four Delta flights I had to kick 3 people out of my assigned seats. One guy tried to tell me his daughters REALLY wanted…