And the Vikings will hire Goodell to weigh in and consult for disciplinary actions. "Is he a star? Does he make money for the league?... Give All Day a 2 quarters suspension." - Wait, there are photographs of the branch whooping. "Suspend him indefinitely!"

Even if you believe in spanking your child, this is clearly a case of a parent going above and beyond what is necessary for proper discipline. For there to be an indictment, it means someone (probably Mom, but possibly a doctor) thought the beating was bad enough to report it, several police officers agreed that it…

Cris Carter was the only one who came off as reasonable: "My single mother used to hit me too, but you know what: even though she was doing the best she could, she was wrong. As we grow and mature, we realize that our parents weren't perfect. Break the cycle of violence."

It was child abuse. He deserves an 8 game suspension. Make a statement for child abuse.

The hypocrisy on this site is mind boggling. This is the website that just a few short months ago paid $10,000 for "leaked" unretouched photos of Lena Dunham: http://jezebel.com/here-are-the-u…

I have a couple of problems with this article.

There were 200+ comments on this post. The first iteration was accidentally deleted and this was reposted with all comments wiped, backdated to the original time of publishing. There was a great deal of response to the initial piece.

I am furious with the way Ferguson has been shuttled off to the side by many Americans, but I'm not sure the ice bucket challenge has anything to do with that. At all. We're capable of caring about multiple things at once. Some people are choosing not to. The people who are using the ice bucket challenge as a way of…

I have a lot of insane travel stories - breaks going out while careening down a mountain side, near misses with leopards, almost being arrested for smuggling what they thought was cocaine but was actually a soap stone fish - but I'll just go with one of the most embarrassing moments of my life. It happened in Egypt in…

I'm going with Jesus and prayer in schools. God will end that erection if you ask him.

I think you mean Teen Mom is scaring the pants on everyone under the age of 20.

It could be the refocusing of sex ed from abstinence only to something based in reality. Or it could be Teen Mom scaring the pants off everyone under the age of 20.

In light of the new meaning of rosebud, I'm extra-obsessed with that cheat

I was at an event once where RBG and my grandmother somehow got involved in a long discussion. I was standing by gawking at her until time was up and I had to say "I'm sorry to interrupt, but Bubbe we have to sit down now."

Penny isn't stupid. She has a great grasp on social conventions and pop culture. She only seems stupid compared to the people around her. She's actually just a normal person. There are other shows that portray women that are smart/powerful/conventionally attractive.

The character of Bernadette on "The Big Bang Theory" is attractive, blonde, and smart...

Favorite terms: Special snowflake, Mommy Wars, problematic, BFF (used in reference to Jennifer Lawrence), Queen Bey, WAHHHMBULANCE

It happens with ass-cracks too right?! I feel like I see a lot of ass-crack blurring but the cheeks are just right out there. Like, what the fuck is the point?