“I felt due to my ‘image’ I would be letting down half of the people who made me what I thought I was.”

Whenever he kills someone, I think he should yell “YOU’VE BEEN EURONATED!”

New ad: “I’m super gorgeous, a 10/10, but I also have herpes. Love, Giulia”

True story time. I was a armed security officer who was licensed in life saving techniques at one point in my life. One day, a elderly lady went into cardiac arrest right in the middle of my lobby. We kept scissors with our AEDs because of bras. Our training required us to cut the bra off due to them getting in the…

I think you are confusing aspergers with just being an asshole.

Actually, you kinda just sound like a prick.

No, you’re just a fucking asshole.

What kind of monster mows the lawn three times a week ??

Fuck this guy. Who starts chants for themselves?

I too think it is hilariously hypocritical the way people have different reactions to varying stories.

Big MR2 Fan here.

Zowie! MR2.

Agreed. Wish he would have asked them to have Leia hug Chewie instead of Rey at the end too.

Agreed. The $128 is also after tax money. So if you are in the 25% tax bracket that would really be $160 that governments will have taken from your pocket at the end of the day.

I kinda disagree with that sentiment.

Irregardless, the point is now mute.

Sorry I was traveling at such a high rate of speed, I was on my way to the ATM machine before I forget my PIN number. The LCD display in my car must be off.

Is that Tom Cruise driving that 4 cylinder Mustang? Sure looks like Tom Cruise.

Wooosh! Here it comes, it’s the Ford Mustang! Are you ready?

It’s amazing that you can type all of this out and fuck your sister at the same time.