That’s because most Americans don’t know any rich people other than the morons they keep electing to Congress.

Yep, lets just ignore the child trafficking that ICE combats every single day. Pull your head out of your ass Paul.

“The Patriots winning the Super Bowl objectively sucks for all of America that isn’t Boston and the surrounding, even more racist areas of New England, but one good thing that might happen as a result is that Tom Brady now has one more chance to kiss Donald Trump on the mouth.”

“the conservative billionaire has been secretive about the extent of his wealth and how he spends it”

“Ralph Northan Is Still Governor Somehow???”

“If you, like me, enjoy the idea of taxing the rich and redistributing their wealth to workers, some Democrats are coming up with pretty damn good ideas these days.”

“Its effects on our national parks have been devastating, ruining public lands”

“Eric Trump appeared on Sean Hannity’s Fox News program on Tuesday night, where he prominently displayed two things: A patchy beard, and an opinion. Both were bad.”

“But the real takeaway here is: gym sucks. Don’t make kids do it. Let them go outside and gossip about one another for two hours instead.”

Parenting for Millenials. AKA “How to be a parent while not being a parent”.

“But tomorrow, when you wake up to the latest news about Trump felling a virgin Amazon rainforest so he can build his border wall entirely with the teeth of endangered Pygmy sloths, and you think that there must be no good left in this whole accursed world, remember:”

“Even centrists like former Hillary Clinton advisor”

“Nick Sandmann Isn’t Sorry”

“Don’t Doubt What You Saw With Your Own Eyes”

The better question is, if Mueller says it didn’t happen, does the definition matter in this particular case?

Where’s the proof of that?

“Where there’s smoke, there’s fire.”

So Cardi B’s response was to resort to threats of violence instead. Nice.

“Last night, BuzzFeed News published evidence that Donald Trump actively instructed his ex-personal counsel Michael Cohen to lie to Congress about the Trump Tower Moscow project.”

I’m no expert on this by any means, but don’t serial killers tend to work alone?