“Count their breaths in their head until help arrives, or the dog walks away.”

“If you can’t bear to look at today’s Facebook memories of you skipping to the polls—or you’re dreading tomorrow’s memories of your and your friends’ post-election reactions—you’re not alone.”

“If you’re finding it harder than usual to enjoy your seasonal latte—or, for that matter, get out of bed—it might be because of the date on the calendar.”

“What Freitas apparently did, however loose of the juice she might have been, was outright dumb—and likely came from a place of privilege and intoxication (ah, what a wild cocktail that is).”

Tyrese should hire a new manager, preferably one that has the balls to tell Tyrese that he’s burning bridges to the only good thing his career has had going for it in the past 2 decades.

“LMAO, oh plissken, I’m trolling your trolling silly, get on script here!”

“No one’s twisting shit ‘cept you brah! lulz”

Hey moron, there was plenty of talk of guns after the Vegas shooting. Perhaps the author should have focused on what actually took place instead of twisting into something that it’s not?

But the terrorist didn’t do that, and he was the only one shot. He drove a truck into a crow of people. This isn’t mass shooting issue, but it seems the author is ignoring this fact in favor of writing about mass shootings.

This wasn’t a mass shooting. Are you saying that the issue of terrorists using vehicles to kill people can’t be talked about?

Yes, “guns”. No gunfire was exchanged between the terrorist and law enforcement. No one was shot by the terrorist. The terrorist act was committed with a vehicle, not a firearm.

Ok, then why write an article about avoiding being hit by gunfire, in response to a truck being driven into a crowd of people?

Would it not be more apropos to have written an article on what to do when someone is driving a truck through a crowd?

“Sanders explained that the political left needs to stay focused on “attacks that we’re seeing every day in a variety of ways, not only from the Russians on American democracy.””

And (d) was also kind of a bitch to someone who cared about her.

“The best part about Netflix’s business model is that you get all the episodes all at once.”

Newsflash, being any ethnicity and in any type of relationship doesn’t absolve you of racism. I’m sure you’re aware that being racist isn’t particular to being white, right?

“In truth, the only way to truly avoid a hangover is to just not drink.”

You’re confusing private email accounts with a private email server.

I work for a small company, and I happen to be one of many lucky bastards who doesn’t qualify for any kind of tax credits or cost reductions, so I literally laughed in the face of the insurance agent my company uses when he suggested I consider the ACA Marketplace....with it’s very reasonable $10K deductible.