Ever consider the possibility that your dogs really love ice cream and are just upset that they are eternally denied it?

Every five blocks!? I’d have a better chance at surviving walking across the Sahara without any water.

“But OF COURSE, one Harlem gentrifier wants to stop all of that.”

Is Bergeron white? Was the customer that left this note black? If this note was left by a white customer for a black waiter, I’m willing to bet that you would have clearly stated it in your article.

Thank you for ruining my childhood memories. You couldn’t leave well enough alone could you? Now I’m going to have night terrors thinking about the amount of fecal matter I must have consumed as a child.

Yes, he’s serious....Welcome to Gizmodo.

“I don’t know if big trucks breed racism. Like, I don’t know if you aren’t a racist but then happen to want a truck so big that you need a ladder to climb into it and you automatically become racist, but it feels as if racists love big trucks. Not just pickup trucks, but all trucks!”

“Why do I have to check any box?” he said. “If we live in a world where we’re not supposed to judge, why should anyone care about identifying?”

“This is sometimes referred to as “historical privilege.”

“I don’t think I can play the game to be accepted,” she added. “I’m too intelligent, I have too much pride.”

Exactly how would you have handled the situation? It’s easy to call people cowards when you are an outside observer, commenting after the fact from a keyboard.

Which part, walking around in public with a firearm in your hand or not locking up firearms being sold at Walmart?

“So really the invitation, for people who are closed-minded, is to encounter an LGBT person, in all of their complexity, and listen to their story. And it’s also being respectful of people.”

“We humans are so small and weak compared to modern jets. Please be safe when you’re traveling, y’all.”

It seems there are people out there laboring under the delusion that Trump being removed from office will magically result in Hillary becoming president.

“Crawford, 22, had picked up the pellet gun while in the Walmart toy section”

“No, directing you to the point where you realise your play on the great big melting pot is a lie.”

“What you don’t understand is I don’t care about white people’s sensibilities.”

*Sigh

“Again my point being made. Ain’t truth great. I love it.”