You can also consider a tree to be a washing machine if you want.

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Jason and I have been talking about doing more posts like this, transcribing interesting segments from the show and putting them on the site. Not something we’ll always have time for, of course. But it seems like it’d be a cool way to highlight some of the things we talk about, since we cover a lot of ground each…

You seem to be confused. A deferral does not mean that you don’t have to serve, it means you don’t have to serve *immediately*. Robinette was going to serve those two years, but it is common for the military to wait until your athletic career is over for you to serve them, because the early years of your career are…

If you looked up “stupid take” on Google, and then clicked Images, a screenshot of your comment here would be there.

I wouldn’t say it goes quite as far as ‘a rose in a dungheap’ but the quality of Farrell’s prose is far beyond the usual run of Deadspin sarcasm. He has restored my interest in a sport that I drifted away from after my years inside the ring. His voice combines clear analysis and matter-of-fact prose that still has a…

Pickoffs are the opposite of cool and fun.

anyone noticing a pattern in this comment?

You didn’t know Muslims were not Jewish?

Possibly the dumbest comment I’ve ever read on Deadspin.

Since when did the alt right clowns start reading Deadspin?

This makes United seem almost unbelievably incompetent. Why were people allowed to board if they knew not all of them were going to be on the plane? Denying someone boarding is way easier than asking someone who’s sitting down to get off.

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Is it me or does this math not add up, at all? Is there a mislabeling? Should “25 billion” be “250 million”, because that’s the only way this squares.

gross

Fuck off.

But it makes perfect sense...

Some people have no choice what name they were given.

“These people have awful names.”

You really have a way with taking unappealing photos. Every time I see one of these articles they make me want to vomit.