By virtue of being 10 years old, his helmet from last year was on the banned list.

I could swear Deadspin managed to get this right in previous articles about this story. 

Pretty sure Gruden is eventually going to go plaid.

AB had the grace period last season like everyone else. Brady’s on record about not liking the new helmet too:

He got the same grace period.

He got a grace period, the article is wrong. Last year was his grace period, just like Rodgers and Brady.

I’m betting he can afford to buy a second ticket to get back in, then show his previous ticket to get to his original seat. I’m also guessing that the ticket takers and ushers stop caring after about the 10th inning.

Pitino’s (inset joke here)

Why can’t a manager just forfeit?

The headline I would've guessed had I read the article before seeing the title. 

First of all, VAR didn’t steal shit, if anything stole anything, the handball rule did. We’re two rounds into the season and holy shit am I already bored of people whining about VAR. I’ve overall been pretty impressed with its implementation. It still has a long way to go, and there’s a ton that needs to be improved…

Every time a Deadspin take insinuates than Man City was somehow screwed by a ticky tack VAR decision in the UCL, I’ll be here to stridently disagree. Kun was clearly offside and the ball only went to him because Bernardo significantly deflected Eriksen’s ill advised pass. Today was entirely different. VAR was…

Alternate Universe Headline: Spurs robbed by handball-assisted goal.

Did anyone see this survey they talk about? I spend an unholy amount of time on this website and I have no recollection of any survey. The bit about ads on phones though—I’m intimately familiar and frustrated with that.

If this becomes a generic sports website, I. AM. OUT.

Hadn’t heard until this comment, so I went looking. Damn.

This is why I don’t own a private plane. Far too dangerous.

The only way to stop a bad player with a helmet is a good player with a helmet.

For the remainder of the preseason, Nagy will make Long barf on the exact same spot of the field until he gets it right.

Dibs on your liver.