Food and soda in a gym. Do you want Morants? Because that's how you get Morants.

It would have been a lot more hilarious if his technical foul for the timeout DID result in the Warriors coming back and winning, and then he got suspended for Game 7 because he hit the technical foul limit for the playoffs

Having a hard time getting worked up about this, personally. The ads on Deadspin are frequently intrusive and bad but I turn Adblock off here because God knows I love this place and I’d like y’all to keep Remembering Guys in perpetuity. There are much, much more troubling ad/partner integrations than a league partner…

The content of the draft guide is great, it also looks great and I bet it was a lot of work. People need to get paid for their work. They partner with brands for this. The end.

How do you feel about the commerce content that’s found on this site? While it is of course different in many ways from true Deadspin posts, it does seem to try to fit in with the rest of the site; it definitely doesn’t feel slapped on.

Our feeling was the worst thing that could happen would be a re-injury of the calf — so the Achilles came as a complete shock.

and scoring multiple times on Thai women...

“That said- if my kids I behaved this way during a game they’d get a talking to....”

Oh, FFS, some professional athletes had some elaborate celebrations after scoring goals against very overmatched athletes who were also getting paid. You have to be a moral imbecile to make this trivia into a debate about ethics that is worthy of any energy.

Rather more disrespectful to consider Thailand an “amateur team” than to celebrate scoring a goal against them.

If they don’t start every show by apologizing for Drake, then I’m not interested in what they have to say

Really been a banner week for Canadian smugness and it’s only Wednesday.

All of that is true, but deep in our hearts we know that the Raptors are going to blow it. 

which is the real message he’s bundling up in “blame me” platitudes

Another possible thought: The Warriors knew the risk. Durant knew the risk. He wanted to play, even knowing this could result, with the understanding that he had the player option to fall back on, should the worst result.

Oscar Pistorius competed in the Olympics. And that guy has NO calves. 

She’d better stay out of California.

Ortiz was shot “in an amusement center” ... Ortiz was shot in the leg

Hot Take: Bumgarner’s quote shows a level of self-awareness that I did not think possible for the giant red ass Giant

This seems like a clever dodge since most criticism of football is directed at the NFL and NCAA, not high school or youth football.