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Alright, I’m going to do my best to wade into a particularly tricky subject here without offending anyone. Wish me luck...

I believe that was Wilt Chamberlains pick up line

That’s a real tough one. I don’t think it was a tripping penalty on the goaltender and I don’t think that was interference. IMHO I think a no call, goal stands is the correct call there.

Someone did pay the price: the taxpayers. ;)

Yes, unlike the NFL, MLB, NBA, NHL, NCAA, and Pro Tennis circuits, which are all proletarian exercises in egalitarianism, appealing first and foremost to the poor person in all of us sitting in the Poverty Suites at our publicly funded stadiums and arenas.

Imagine saying something so confidently and being so wrong.  You should head to a muni course on the weekend some time.

Russ shot better than either McCollum or Lillard today, had fewer turnovers than Dame, and had more assists than both of them combined. The problem is a philosophy that says “keep shooting” and gets you Schroder and George going 4/22 from deep. Russ was 0/4, but that’s not really “running wild,” is it?

Before his spectacular fall from grace, Tiger was not known as a pretty decent guy.

Or the economy crashed because he stopped winning Majors.

Think about it.

This is good advice in general. 

[Makes note to avoid sports radio and ESPN’s shouting shows next week.]

Thank God that’s all over. I hope the publicity dies down so I can go get jacked off in peace.

You know what was awesome about Paul Pierce? Kevin Garnett.

Harden shoved George in the neck to open up a relatively clean look

The guy goes “I demand you blow up this team midseason and wreck the future of the franchise by not being able to get close to fair value for me, because I demand to go right now during the season instead of after it” and the people responsible for the toxic environment are the executives who quite correctly told him

Magic has shown repeatedly that, even though he loves winning, he doesn’t necessarily want to work for it if it doesn’t happen right away.

Perhaps it’s more likely that LeBron helped to push him out?

How about this.... i had no idea Dwayne Wade did any of this good work and i learned through that Budweiser ad and it brightened my day.

They knew Laura Wagner was going to write a terrible article and that I’d “want” to have a beer to spite her bad take? I watched the full ad this morning, couldn’t have even told you who the sponsor was before reading this article, and still don’t care it’s Budweiser. Why? Because I’m an adult that can appreciate Wade

Holy cow you’re insufferable with this one. Gatorade, Jordan/Nike and countless other brands have showcased a player’s charitable efforts to celebrate a player’s accomplishments on and off the field at the end of their career (Jeter, Manning, etc.). Are we really going to start criticizing brands for making these