What does Leonard want? What does Leonard WANT, Barry?! He wants the Breath of the Wild sequel to be out this year. He didn’t sink 100s of hours into the first one yelling “bucket” every time he nailed a lynel in the head with a perfectly aimed bowshot for Nintendo to tease a sequel with no release date. When is it…

Imagine a world where they land Kwahi too. 

The current deal was on the table plus Kuzma, Zubac, and a signed Larry Bird Topps rookie card. A first born child was probably discussed.

How can I take you seriously about grammar when you used “which” instead of “that”?

Apropos of nothing, it should be “We, the North” with a comma. How can we expect the Raptors to win a Finals if they don’t understand the basic rules of grammar? I blame the Canadian school system.

It’s more a letter of the rule vs. the spirit of the rule. I don’t think offsides (again, by an inch) was intended to prevent attackers from going back to the ball to score.

Left ear, but 95% of the time I use ear buds. Nothing stupider looking than talking on the phone and needing to look at your screen, then screaming into the bottom of it.

Honestly, in my mind, all these dead letters are performed in the style of William Shatner reading Sunday night open mic slam poetry at the local Java Hut.

Looks like Lauren isn’t the only one who got poetry sent their way:

You might see it as bad officiating but those in the know see a team being rewarded for playing the game the right way.

I have eaten

Yeah I don’t see it as “conceding the game” exactly but Kerr taking a chance that Boogie, Green, and Curry manage the bulk of the offensive load, with the role players performing better at home, being just enough for a chance to win.

That might have more to do with the effort to get Steph a Finals MVP trophy. He had 7 pts in the 4th (plus an assist and a steal). The extra scoring goes a long way to pulling up a series average. He’s not going for 30+ when Durant returns.

He’s coming back for Game 4, right? That’s why they left Klay out and why Green is still saying it’s only going 6. I bet they found out close to the start of Game 3, but are keeping it somewhat mum.

The Dark Tower, Books 5-7. A complete mess of storytelling that felt rushed, tried to lean too hard on then pop culture references for relevance (like Harry Potter) and relied way too heavily on the reading of other King novels. Really? I have to read the fucking Night Flyer and Hearts in Atlantis, too?

La La Land, but instead Ryan Gosling makes a concerted effort to popularize jizz.

Peanut butter on saltines, you damn amateurs.

Infinite fields only work on a flat earth, else they’d simply expand out to the entirety of our curved planet. Checkmate, buddy.

The new stadium is set up to be exclusively used by techbro douchebags, and who wants to sit next to those guys?

Like, What has Linda done to you? I mean, you don’t ever ask your friends for advice?