Jealous?

Wondering what everyone’s resolutions are? Mine is less Internet.

32-year-old ‘Nique came back and played pretty much as his old self, he just got older. 34-year-old Kobe had logged 16 seasons at roughly 38 to 40 minutes a game throughout his career, so his body was wellworn

Why Gaum while there’s plenty of room on the sun?

When Cousins comes back, a scarier line-up Is him instead of Draymond, with Livingston or Iggy as the other forward.

Jon Gruden is proud of this move.

While all the NBA’s issues are not in the past, most of today’s ownership issues tend to be isolated rather to organizations ratber than baked into to the system like the NFL

‘Could’ and ‘do’ are two vastly different things.

Now I want to guess who these GMs are. At first, I thought Riley or Ainge, in a Machiavalian attempt to keep L.A. from being competitive. But then, everyone knows they pull the same and would call them out.

As a white person, I must say that any white person with even moderately decent music taste finds this shit to be incredibly corny and cringeworthy.

Aren’t we all? One of life’s great drugs is that Nathan Peterman reel the Bills put together.

These 25 year olds today, with their inability to tie their shoes, discern shapes, or comprehend object permenance.

Jared Playing Like a Real Jack

Apparently there is a chance for Cleveland to get in. If Baltimore and Miami end at 8-8 or worse; and Indy and Tennessee both lose next week and then tie in Week 17, the Browns are in....which fuck, man, why not dream!?

Ball, James, and Kuzma have great chemistry together; Hart and McGee know how to slide in with those three; and Ingram always looks like a guy trying to fit in but not sure how, so he seems like the most “trade-able” today. I worry that Lakers brass are worried they trade him and he becomes a superstar somewhere else.

Never realized until now that pointing to the sky meant a guy’s horny for his wife.

I read a lot of these letters in the Paul-Scheer-Amazon-review voice. Anyway, two observations:

Mister, let you tell you, have you heard any game of Monopoly born without original sin? Have you witnessed Boggle accepting Our Lord Jesus Christ as its personal savior? Then, mister, I hate to inform you that, yes, they too are in hell.

I blame the iPads. The classics are dying because of the iPads, and Steve Jobs was the numero uno murderer of them. I hope he says hello to them...in hell!

It’s odd that you don’t mention Wolfenstein: Youngblood and DQ11 in the 2019 section.