Holy shit, he literally wrote in his suspension statement: “I’m sorry to the Uber driver for the position I put you in.” Fuck that guy.

I like kicking people’s asses and literally being in their faces. Letting them know that they suck. That they’re trash. And that I’m better than them.

Sure, they talk when they are not supposed to, but usually it’s when no one is around or there the opportunity to have off-the-record, low-key (if tampering) discussions. Right now, they are being monitored a bit more, and thus, have to go through the media in order to make their demands known.

Imagine making this claim after being tossed out of the playoffs by a Celtics team held together by duct tape.

It’s like Alec Baldwin said when holding those brass balls: “ABC. Always Be Civil.” At least, I think that’s what he said? My VHS copy cuts out a lot.

To paraphrase Stephen A. Smith: Stephen A. Smith is on CrA-ack.

This is not directed at you, Barry, but I’m always amazed how journalists effectively (and willingly) become the go-between for agents/players and teams to communicate what they want since they aren’t allowed to communicate directly.

What’s the opposite of braintrust?

Ratemypoo.com already exists.

Maybe stop dicking around and beat the game already:

That the Lord wants you to read the Book of Do-do-ronimy.

My bad!

Funny. Usually you need to go to the bathroom of Yankee stadium to see a hot dog inside something pink and soft.

As long as we’re dispensing poop advice, I’d add this: Look at your poop!

“I apologize that she took offense.”

I have to try the Gingergrass. I’ve had their other three though. All of them are pretty tasty, especially the Mighty Hops. It’s (thankfully) not marketed this way, but to me it’s akin to an English cider. I hope your WF has it!

Yeah, except the general message before, during, and after the contest is advocating for adopting these kinds of dogs and not executing or abandoning them because they do not fit traditional standards of beauty.

Fun fact: This contest was the opening act for Smashmouth. This is not a joke.

I’m in the North Bay of the San Francisco area, and Whole Foods stocks it here.