This may be heresay, but I liked the control scehem for Sonic Lost World. Where you’d walk normally for precise platforming but hold down a trigger for acceleration like a racing game. I thought it was a great way to control speed and not go from 1-100 like the adventure games, which along with the camera (which to be…

I want a 3D Sonic game that’s as good as I remember the Adventure games being, but not as bad as they actually were. Take all the good stuff from those games, and find ways to modernize the gameplay without making it practically on-rails like some of the most recent entries.

I’m pushing 50 so the handheld for me was this Donkey Kong game:

FINALLLLYYYYYY

“Sign it to Melllvar. ‘Melllvar’ has 3 L’s.”

There’s no “The” in “Lower Decks,” either the title of the original episode or the title of this series!

On the other hand it would be a real boring read if this was all mario games top to bottom.

This is the AV Club. Seth MacFarlane is the Devil. Now report to Room 101 for...a little chat. 

It ran for 16 years, they did nearly 30 episodes!

Brad, go be homophobic and transphobic elsewhere

Particularly in the U.K.  Because JKR’s views aren’t exactly fringe there. They are pretty conventional in liberal feminist circles there. 

Didn’t the Simpsons do this themselves that one time?

OMG so good!

I have a LEGO amusement park that I’m building with my son. Just the rides though for now. My intent, once I have more room, is to do pathways and scenery too. I motorized the UFO ride, which I’m particularly proud of:

I’m piecing my life back together, which is like... a 10,000 piece puzzle. except people can just... walk by and smash the puzzle and steal pieces. But I bought a new dress off amazon, so there’s that

Just wrapped up Sonic Mania. It's such a fun game. The backlight I order for my gameboy came unexpectedly, and I was under the impression it was an entire backlit screen, not just a backlight. My screen has some significant damage and I need to figure out how to replace that. Anyone know of any hardware modders out…

Exactly. I laughed through the first 2-3 games I played. But once you can see the jokes coming it very quickly loses it’s charm.

Just to be that guy - Impossible burgers are not marketed or even discussed as a health food. Any assumptions of health are from the ignorant who just assume anything vegetarian is healthier. Its purpose is a lower carbon footprint compared to beef production, and mainly intended for omnivores who want less meat in…

Yes, I wanted to say this in my post about Mario Kart yesterday. The timing is bad. Everything is bad. Abandon all hope. 

I wonder what the Furry/Pitbull crossover audience is like.