probably the 80th post to laugh at
someone trying to claim credit for "that which does not kill me makes me stronger". What are you going to do? Sue me for plagiarism?

recently I was wondering to myself whether The Czar Cast Ichbas Turd missed The Hater. It's good to get some answers on that issue.

do we really have to go over Ebert's philosophy concerning the number of stars he gives every time a new movie comes out

The Beekeeper's Apprentice
Leaving aside the Sherlock Holmes label, "The Beekeeper's Apprentice" is just a really great novel.

but how would writers with no talent or skill whatsoever get published without a shitty, over-saturated fad to cling to?

what's the best m&m flavor?
It's peanut butter. Thanks for reading.

"hipster", along with "emo", is a useful word to use in a rant to indicate to everyone that you don't know anything and they should stop paying attention to your dumb thoughts.

Ballads
A lot of reviews seem to be making a big deal that there are a couple ballads on this album, like this a huge paradigm shift for them. I'm a little confused because ballads are nothing new for them. Almost Killed Me had "Certain Songs" and "Killer Parties". Boys & Girls had "Citrus", "First Night", and…

without the AV Club, how will I find anything to do in New York City?

Remember when there was an AV Club New York
and then it just kinda vanished without any announcement or warning? That was cool.

Later Dark Tower books are better than earlier ones
just by the way.

At this point, I'm not sure you can compare Michael Scott and David Brent as one better than the other. They're just completely different characters. David Brent is this vicious bundle of insecurities and delusion that is rarely sympathetic. Michael Scott is childlike innocence taken to horrible extremes, and is…

guys, guys, relax.

being unemployed is a mixture of endless vacation and soul-crushing dread. generally it starts more on one end of that spectrum and then slides faster and faster towards the other.

There are two smoke monsters
I think Jacob and the other dude are the same type of being, whatever that is. That means that if other dude can become a smoke monster, then Jacob can too.

Why in the world would I have to give props to Jim Davis just because he makes money? A shitty thing that makes tons of money is just as worthless as a shitty thing that doesn't. Money doesn't raise it's quality any.