Where do I sign up for my Grand Wagoneercat? 12,000 lbs and 1200 hp from a supercharged Viper V10.

DON’T PARK IN HANDICAP SPACES IF YOU AREN’T. Not to ‘just run in’, not to drop off, not to pick up. Just don’t do it.

Shave oil for my face. Swear by it.  I get the closest shaves by far when using it.

Only if was for a parade and the Shriner car was unavailable.

How about savings for prescriptions for pets?

Turn on your turn signal BEFORE reaching the intersection, whether it’s a stoplight, stop sign, or none of the above.

Just don’t ask them to haul anything back uphill.

So John Bolton has a new gig?  Good to know.

When it’s a stomoli

Sometimes songs are best when we don’t know the actual words, or worse, the actual meanings.

LOVED and still miss it’s twin, the Vibe. I had a 2004 AWD and while not fast, it never ever let me down in any weather or on any unplowed winter road

The perfect couple’s camper, complete with a mobile mother-in-law cottage.

Kind of hard for Cadillac to keep generating return visits due to brand loyalty when all those luxobarge buyers from the 50's,60's and 70's have all moved on to that great showroom in the sky......

Rocketbook.  Write on it, push it to the cloud, wipe it clean and start again.  

Or you could be a citizen and trans, and have no protections. Seems the laws only work for white cis citizens.

I’ve been through Jax several times and there’s....nothing there.

No contest. Porsche 917L. Gulf livery of course. A few hot circuits of Le Mans please.

I thought it meant the mortgage was paid off...

Dredd:

Yet all manufacturers are moving en-mass to replace smaller and/or cheaper cars with more expensive SUVs, crossovers and trucks.  Why?  More margin.