I do feel bad for women who develop early and suddenly get all this unwanted attention, just for having large breasts. I knew a girl like that growing up; hit high school and suddenly she’s getting noticed by everyone: the boys, the girls, even the teachers. Throughout high school she was both loved and hated, popular…

Any WB character could, just about any Hanna Barbera character ... Shit, even most of Mickey’s supporting cast (Donald, Goofy, etc.) are way cooler and more popular than the mouse.

For real. To several consecutive generations, Mickey Mouse is a corporate logo, not a character.

Every accident, by definition, is an accident.

First paragraph: 

Holy shit, you’re a real doctor? 

Man, this is some seriously tepid snark. Why even bother being catty if it’s going to be that half-hearted?

The premise of the ASOIAF world is that it sets its fantasy in a realistic medieval world as we know it from history. In which childbirth was often a fatal undertaking. This show in particular is about the structural pressures on women - who are expected to ‘squeeze out heirs’ as Rhaenyra puts it - and chooses to show…

“This discomfort I feel must somehow be morally wrong or harmful.”

He got word that an office worker in Duluth put bacon in his fried rice, and he’s on his way there to lecture the man on cultural appropriation. I'm sure he'll be here to weigh in as soon as he's done feeling superior elsewhere. 

It wasn’t a murderous fisherman.  It was JLH’s sweaty tank top.

Spacey keeps trying to make himself sympathetic, as if he did something mildly inappropriate and is trying to keep from being cancelled. This is sexual assault, no one cares about your sob story, especially in court.

“My father was a white supremacist and a neo-Nazi,”

I know a Hollywood insider who says he's seen the uncut version.

I will not see Deuce Bigelow: European Gigolo or the Zoolander sequel!

Not that I think the Austin Powers movies were any particularly high moment in the history of cinema, but I think at least there they were parodying the Bond films, where the female leads change every film with almost no explanation.

It’s been awhile since I’ve drank a beer in the shower, but it HAS happened in my past. lol

Aryan vs. Predator.

You might need oven mitts to handle this take: Iran kinda sucks.

She recanted the accusations that Till grabbed her and made suggestive comments to her while inside her store, but the whistle was outside and witnessed by several other people, including members of Till’s family.