“... ended with what is arguably the most poorly thought-out character assassination in television history: In a rushed heel turn, Daenerys Targaryen, our intelligent, ambitious, and charismatic (if controversial) heroine for eight seasons, looked down on King’s Landing from astride her dragon, went abruptly apeshit,…

Twerkers of the World, Unite.

a dancer by the name of Velveeta

What good’s the true story when Matt Schimkowitz can complain about something else?

is this even a sentence? “Now, you might be thinking, what does the guy who wrote the line “how the hell d’you get the beans above the frank” know about beer, well, not much.” jesus, man, worry less about snark and maybe a little more about coherence.

I never liked Zac Effron in his early stuff like High School Musical and some of the romcom type stuff he did, but man if I don’t enjoy the hell out of the other stuff he has done, I thought he was great in Neighbors, and his Netflix Travel show was quite good.

They’ve tried to deactivate the hat-launching mechanism, but no one knows how. And it doesn’t seem to run on electricity. It must run out of hats eventually, right? Right? 

Brando was like “We’re going to make a point by baldly disrespecting the Academy and all of our peers, right in their face, on the biggest stage of their biggest night. Now here’s the plan... you go do that, while I go bowling...”

she is brain dead, meeting the legal definition of death in California.

Maybe for an extra $10,000 Ed could have gotten Saul’s commercials pulled from YouTube.

That’s . . . how service happened. Jason Sudeikis didn’t serve Wilde; he hired someone to serve her. They decide how they do that. Case closed. What’s the deal here?

“He could have served me discreetly, but instead...

Didn’t we already have this conversation (here — https://jezebel.com/jason-sudeikis-claims-he-didnt-know-ex-olivia-wilde-wou-1848852055) and wasn’t the general consensus among the commenters that Sudeikis almost certainly didn’t have anything to do with how she was served because process servers do whatever they need…

Ariana Grande may have derived an outsized benefit from factors wholly outside of her control (not the least of which are the circumstances of her birth,) but just as McCurdy sees Grande as having been born on third base compared to her, I’m sure there are lots of BIPOC child actors that would see McCurdy as having…

Both Willow and Jaden talk like this. They’re both insufferable and consider themselves to be far more insightful and intellectual than they are.

“I see my whole family as being human, and I love and accept them for all their humanness,” Willow said. “Because of the position that we’re in, our humanness sometimes isn’t accepted, and we’re expected to act in a way that isn’t conducive to a healthy human life and isn’t conducive to being honest.”

Just because their marriage was on the rocks doesn’t mean she doesn’t think what happened to him was horrible.

And speaking of sloppy, maybe when you call the mother of your criminal associate— whom she knows got into legal trouble in the city that you had to flee and assume another identity— to tell her he’s been arrested, don’t act like you, ostensibly a Cinnabon manager, have a thorough understanding of the difference…

Something I just realized after finishing this episode: Jimmy is always at his most vengeful when people attempt to hold themselves accountable. Note how his true rage at Howard started when Howard confessed that he felt responsible for Chuck’s death. When Kim comes in to sign the divorce settlement, his performance…

It had nothing to do with a "boner".