Morrison knew he could always count on comic book fans to masturbate.

You all missed out on getting to see Liam Neeson climb a fence, and your lives are poorer for it.

For me, saying a Matrix movie is visually uninteresting is the same as saying it’s a failure. The half-baked philosophizing of these movies has never been the draw, and I’m not convinced that the ideas in Resurrections are particularly compelling.

I think the indifferent-to-hostile assessment of Resurrections was pretty fair. The movie has a good setup, but completely squanders it.

The Star Whackers’ deep hatred for nipples is their second worst quality, after their systematic murder of celebrities, of course.

I think the setting of a nearly abandoned town in the midst of a flood is a unique and good one for an action movie, and Hard Rain gets a lot of mileage out of that. Other than that, it’s . . . serviceable.

Look, you make sacrifices for great art. Do you hear about Randy Quaid being hesitant to have his nipples visible in Hard Rain? No. If anything, Randy Quaid was probably eager to show more of his nipples, no matter what directors and producers wanted. Because Randy Quaid is a fucking professional.

That son of a bitch knows what he did.

I think you misunderstood the article, my comment, or both.

I read a lot of political news (probably more than I should), but I decided a long time ago that it just wasn’t necessary for me to hear Trump’s voice.

The incidents described last week — where Cohen allegedly pressured Wilson to go nude and told her to stick her finger up his butt for a scene — were clearly inappropriate. I feel a little more mixed about the incidents described here.

Yeah, I’d like to see the full top ten. It gives a better picture of what movies are succeeding, because there are lots of movies that honestly are never going to seize the top spot. Love Lies Bleeding, for example, was never going to be a blockbuster (and wasn’t seemingly aspiring to be) but it’s interesting see if…

Yes, he announced on Twitter that he had been let go as part of the company’s move to Paste.  

But it comes with a free frogurt.

I’d like to ask you two questions: 1, where’s the flute, 2, give me the flute.

I’d like to ask you two questions: 1, where’s the flute, 2, give me the flute.

I’m never going to be happy about someone losing their job, but it’s striking how much more informative and less irritating this box office article is than what we’re used to.

The AV Club’s mission to cover every single thing about this movie and to be extremely salty about it continues apace. There has been a new article about it the last two days.

The early “Monsterverse” seemed to really be trying to be realistic, or at least as realistic as such a movie can be. That lent a sense of gravity and seriousness, and grounded the action. It was easier to find the monsters scary when they were interacting with a realistic city, and were fighting a military that seems…

That’s encouraging!