So, to sum up, you’re full of shit.

I don’t like smug comments casually dismissing people, especially when those comments don’t make any substantive argument of their own. If you call someone an “idiot,” first of all, maybe don’t do that. Second of all, make an argument of why people are wrong, so we can actually evaluate if you’re correct.

The middle part would have shown Captain Marvel being truly dangerous.  Marvel didn’t want to show that, perhaps fearing it would be too cool, so they skipped over that part, but kept the part where the character herself is unpleasant.

Well, thank God we have you around, to inform us “dudes” how we “missed the point entirely.” I guess, if I had a quibble, you could have explained what you think Johnson is actually saying, since everybody but you has it so wrong, but I wouldn’t want to intrude on your genius.

I have a super good cut of Madame Web, but unfortunately, it’s with my girlfriend who lives in Canada.

You’re right.  I don’t owe you an explanation . . . for my joke about paninis.

My first comment was a joke about a panini. Jesus tapdancing Christ.

That’s good.  He really is an exceptional actor, so it’s hard to argue with his intense seriousness about the craft, but I think that would be a challenging personality trait to have in general.

Her generic-looking comedy just made $200 million.  To the extent she was “picked by the execs to the be the next star despite being the less talented one,” they seem to have us figured.

Before I respond to your surprise about men liking a young woman with large breasts, let me just say that Earth is honored to welcome you to this planet.

Do you think when you have lunch with Daniel Day-Lewis, he’s normal-ish?  Or is he as up his own ass about, say, ordering a panini as he is about acting?

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Look, give credit where credit’s due. This week, they went with the first two things they thought of.

I think the pre-recorded skits have other advantages. They tend to be short, which means it’s easier to rely on variations of a single joke. And the pre-recorded bits can be more polished than live TV, something that really helps when you have a host who is not a gifted live comedian.

Some muthafuckers, like Terrence Howard, are always trying to ice skate uphill.

I think some of what’s happened is economic — the sites that cover pop culture, film, and television have collapsed, and are either gone or barely limping by. That’s certainly what’s happened at the AV Club.

I think once you get outside of the acting A-list (and, despite the Academy Award, Yeoh isn’t there) most actors think of acting as a job. After you do a movie or TV show, you do the next one. Hopefully these are great projects that you feel passionately about. But if someone wants to cast you, and pay you a fair wage…

Yes. You’d think that if “all indications” were that it was a “terrible idea” to cancel The Brothers Sun, then this site would have covered the given the show at least some coverage after the initial review.  It seems likely that the reason this site didn’t cover the show is largely the same reason Netflix cancelled…

Yeah. About half the site’s content now is based entirely on whether we are supposed to love or hate a celebrity. If we’re supposed to love the celebrity, then Hollywood should give them absolutely everything. If we’re supposed to hate a celebrity, then it’s terrible that they are doing any work at all.

Once you learn the twist, you can see all the clues peppered throughout that it was just M. Night Shyamalan in disguise all along.