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Police Officer: HANDS UP!
Ohio State Fan: [makes "o"]
Ohio State Fan: [makes "h"]
Ohio State Fan: [makes "i"]
Police Officer: [uses entire can of spray]

I really can't blame these kids for living it up, because it's only be a matter of time before the entire season is vacated.

New Raider Motto: "Commitment to Expletives"

First rule of Crossfit is you ALWAYS FUCKING TALK ABOUT CROSSFIT!

"It's not a gym, it's a box."

If you're a vegan and do crossfit, which do you talk about first?

Some guys claim to benefit from muscle confusion.

Cam Newton's Self Defense Course (0:52):

Hah. Cam Newton is such a bitch. Jaws but doesn't want any part of the action.

Williams was just asking Newton about his missing laptop.

At least someone in that division is showing some fight.

It's just a Buffalo Hand Warmer

As a lawyer, I'm always pretty jealous when people get assigned to juries. Lawyers are typically the only people who are really interested in what goes on "behind the scenes" and we almost always get excused!

Fair enough only if you also believe that every article questioning the victim's story has also been irresponsibly written. There are a lot of those.

Was there a different title up there before? Because "Why I believe Jameis Winston's Accuser" doesn't seem out of bounds to me. Newspapers often publish editorials where the title is an opinion, and it's understood the opinion belongs to the author, not the paper as a whole. Since every Gawker site is designed to be…

@UkraineNotWeak: Everybody's Working for the Weekend

@econdave: 175 teenagers and 20-somethings that have been indoctrinated to kill the other team may be a little much to control all at once. He is probably just worried that they are adding unnecessary risk factors. See OSU - U of M, Clemson, etc.

It's obvious that Blount hates Loverboy.